I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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