I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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