I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
