what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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