dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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