I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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