she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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