She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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