here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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