That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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