Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I need to sanitize my soul.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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