I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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