Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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