wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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