My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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