She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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