So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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