I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
