i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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