69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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