You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my poor anus
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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