So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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