it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
