omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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