If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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