Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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