This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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