They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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