I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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