Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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