I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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