But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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