i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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