I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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