You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
farters have to be the big spoon...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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