She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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