He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize