the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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