People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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