wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I want is dick and wine.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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