If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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