Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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