sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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