I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.