Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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