Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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