these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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