is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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