I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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