All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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