So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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