i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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