he looks like a really good dad on facebook
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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