I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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