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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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How come?

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Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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(312): You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on (384): How come? (312): Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message http://tfl.nu/r9u6

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You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

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(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend? http://tfl.nu/xot8

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May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

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(330): May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad. http://tfl.nu/9tjq

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im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

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Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(502): im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards. (773): Stop texting me, I'm right here. http://tfl.nu/1yrs

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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling

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(208): opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling http://tfl.nu/a6db

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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(913): The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off. http://tfl.nu/h8iv

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organizing the empties. That sober.

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(508): organizing the empties. That sober. http://tfl.nu/fz1p

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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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(416): he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup http://tfl.nu/u0xy

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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology

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(339): So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology http://tfl.nu/2zvz

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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?

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(817): did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER? http://tfl.nu/7lnp

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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?

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(847): Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off? http://tfl.nu/erc6

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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...

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(509): Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place... http://tfl.nu/dgik

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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money

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(647): I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money http://tfl.nu/kbmq

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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?

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That does not seem like timing

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(347): The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is? (973): That does not seem like timing http://tfl.nu/n0dp

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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.

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(816): Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard. http://tfl.nu/x9vd

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