Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave