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I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now

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(248): I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now http://tfl.nu/naz7

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(906): View more from Michigan

i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.

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you're going for the gold here.

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(906): i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage. (989): you're going for the gold here. http://tfl.nu/773u

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(352): View more from Florida

What are you doing?

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High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

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That guy could sell me cancer.

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(352): What are you doing? (352): High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials... (352): That guy could sell me cancer. http://tfl.nu/gkwe

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(913): View more from Kansas

Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

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You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(913): Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat. (1-913): You're the best girlfriend ever. http://tfl.nu/imen

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(405): It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother. http://tfl.nu/gdyr

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

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you want to re-phrase that?

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(857): I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner (617): you want to re-phrase that? http://tfl.nu/lax1

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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(609): Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City http://tfl.nu/hsks

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(641): View more from Iowa

Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.

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(641): Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that. http://tfl.nu/il0g

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(315): View more from New York

I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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(315): I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine. http://tfl.nu/wyxo

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(910): View more from North Carolina

For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.

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(910): For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea. http://tfl.nu/uefs

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(606): View more from Kentucky

The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.

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(606): The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire. http://tfl.nu/g319

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(248): View more from Michigan

We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches

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(248): We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches http://tfl.nu/48qq

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(901): View more from Tennessee

"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.

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You have found the Promised Land of friend zones

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(901): "It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome. (1-901): You have found the Promised Land of friend zones http://tfl.nu/0f4w

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.

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(715): I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt. http://tfl.nu/rg1l

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(801): View more from Utah

And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's

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(801): And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's http://tfl.nu/7hkf

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