dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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