Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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