He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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