Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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