make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I just want nice things and good sex
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
