He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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