He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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