Where is the hickey?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think people are normalizing furries
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