Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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